Just when I had given up on finding a decent job, someone told me about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: parasites from a nearby planet had accidentally killed their human host and were urgently looking for a replacement. Thinking it couldn’t hurt to try, I immediately sent them my resume.
Unfortunately I underestimated how hideous those parasites were, and sitting through the interview was an excruciating experience.
Finally I said: “Looks like I’m underqualified for this position. I must withdraw my application.”
“Impossible,” replied the parasite boss. “You are already hired. You started working for us the moment you sat in that chair.”